do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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