Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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