Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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