Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's like heaven, but drunker
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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