it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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