East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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