How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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