do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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