Just mADE A PArabola og urine
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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