You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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