Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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