Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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