I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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