dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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