That's intense
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I think people are normalizing furries
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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