I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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