Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i came on her dog
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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