Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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