I feel like I'm in dance class right now
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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