we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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