I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My liver just had a heart attack.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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