he shaved USA in his pubs
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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