normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
