Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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