Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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