Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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