I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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