i barfeds in our rink
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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