I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died