Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
