So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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