you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
