I skipped work to stalk him.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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