singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so let's talk penis.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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