he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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