I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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