Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
