Don't you send me to vm
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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