Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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