Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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