my phone cant type all the emotion im having
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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