I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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