I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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