he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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