Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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