return my video game
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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