I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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