This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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