About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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