If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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