I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i've created a new STD.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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