are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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