My first STD was from a foam party
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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