on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god