just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl