I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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