Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I have fence marks all over my body
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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