Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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